May 2013
djavjr:
it has been three days since my infiltration into the nest
they do not suspect a thing
barricadeponine:
i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
meladoodle:
touch my heart then touch my body but DON’T YOU DARE fuckin touch my hotwheels collection
rampaigehalseyface:
seababe:
You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
psilentasincjelli:
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
freeshawarmas:
jehovas-witness:
internetexplorers:
cheese3d:
nothings worse than soft grapes
soft apples
soft dicks
☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽
thegardenfox:
sturmtruppen:
granny smith has an apple for a cutie mark
big macintosh has an apple for a cutie mark
applejack has an apple for a cutie mark
apple bloom, in all likelihood, has got those apple bottom genes
svveden:
have you ever been so attracted to someone that it made you want to cry
slydig:
2 years ago two parents went out to dinner a few hours later the babysitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room. the dad said “get the kids out of the house and we’ll call the police. we dont have a clown statue”. the clown was actually a killer that escaped the prison from 10 years ago. if you dont reblog this the clown will be on ur bed with a...
queeflto:
everything cool i do is on accident
“Being alone is better than sitting next to a lover and feeling lonely.”
– Richard Linklater (via spenceralthouse) 